History
The Strange Story of a German U-Boat Attack Survivor in WWI
Quite unexpectedly, I have been deluged with inquiries from around the globe about how the Lost Books of Quatria and the tales contained therein came into my possession. While I wish I could take full credit, I must admit that I was not the first to find the hidden way…
Opinion
English Montreal School Board Denies Nationhood of Quebec
I haven’t read the original document published by the English Montreal School Board, but there’s some kerfuffle about the EMBS having released a statement denying the “nationhood” of Quebec. But here are some choice quotes from CTV News to kick off the conversation:
“The school board wants to challenge the…
In which our hero has to explain to his mom what happened and stuff
We walked back after that in the direction of my dad’s apartment and stuff. The underground mall thing was super huge, holy crap.
After a while, I was all like, “Dude, but what am I gonna tell mom?” …
In which our hero meets with a local magistrate and receives a work assignment
For meeting someone supposedly so important, we just went to this small room that didn’t look like anything special. There were a couple cushioned folding chairs and a table, and that was about it and stuff. We sat down and my dad closed the door and we waited.
“You nervous?”…
In which our hero catches up with his long lost father over burgers
“Wow, this is really good and stuff,” I said to my dad, my mouth full of burger. It was really good for real.
“I know, right?” my dad said. It was so cool to see him again. Felt like old times and whatnot.
We were sitting at a small table…
In which our hero is reunited happily with his long lost progenitor
“Dad, what are you doing here and stuff?” I said.
“Dude,” he said, “you wouldn’t believe it. Shit has been crazy this past little bit. I’m sorry I haven’t been able to get in touch.”
“It’s okay,” I said. “Have you been here this whole time?”
“Come, come inside,” he…
Finding out the fan was made of sh*t all along
I laugh at / die a little inside thinking about all the backlash and conspiracism around Covid restrictions. There’s nothing even left to say about it, is there?
To me this is and has always been a dry run for the “real deal” when all of this won’t be a…
In which our hero completes his journey to a new world
I was in that container for like a long ass time. I’m not sure how long. I feel asleep during Airbud and woke up later when some other movie was playing. But I smoked again and went back to sleep. There were no windows or anything so it was hard…
In which our hero is transported bodily to a distant land by way of an electric vehicle
The electric van showed up just like they said, and I got in and stuff. Cause why not? It was pretty cool inside. There was this like really super comfortable seat and stuff that folded down into a bed if you wanted it. And a table that folded out from…
They really should have called Spotify “AudioMush” instead. I listen to it so much that everything has just become kind of a grey mush that I hear on it. It’s made me hate songs I like by making them no longer precious through over-exposure.
And I’ve never seen an algorithm…
